Football

The world of football.

This page is dedicated to my favourite football club Manchester United. I'm a typical die hard Man Utd fan; a fashionable ten year old who's never been to Manchester ever, in my life. And you're dead right; when you're a true Man Utd fan, you hate the rest. It's us against everyone else. Juve, Liverpool, Arsenal, Real, Milan.

I love Man Utd because they have David Beckscum, Roy Keane and so many other fashionable players. I watch United play live on TV all the time. As a matter of fact, I've followed them since they won the treble in 1999. I was only eight then. And whatever happened before that, we don't know and don't want to know. Even if teams have won 18 league titles or trebles of their own. So, together with many of my friends, we started supporting the best team in europe.

Man Utd is therefore undoubtedly the best supported soccer team in the world. Anyone who says otherwise is obviously deluded. Name me any other team who's trying so hard to reach the markets of the US, New York Yankess in particular.

David Beckham

This is my favourite player. David Beckscum. They say he's the most over rated player in the world. I say he is the most mis-understood player in the world. He's the most complete player in the world, even better than the likes of Zidane and Figo and Ronaldo. Good with both feet, comfortable on the ball, always willing to take defenders on, and heads the ball like Pele. Most importantly, he is blessed with the right temperament to lead Man Utd to a quadruple.

He's obviously not a dirty player. Simeone was clearly faking the injury and should have been the one sent off instead. Eventually, Becks was to leave his team with only ten men in the World Cup Final against problably one of the best teams in the world. And damned Michael Owen had to score the wonder goal to make things worse for Becks. As if the pain of letting down one's country wasn't bad enough. Worse, the goal was stolen right under the nose of Paul Scholes who was looking on in envy.

And if you're still not convinced, here's more for you. And please, if you insist on being a like every other deluded Liverpool and Arsenal fan, here's a good Beckhamite kick in your face. Just a warning to all you non Utd fans. We'll beat the hell outta you.

Hey!! If you're going to be like Simeone, I'm gonna have to kick you again.

I'm not gonna miss this time..

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